AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM THE ROSA CORPORATION
It's a well known fact that Dope is for Dopes, and drugs are bad. Well, here at the Rosa Corporation, we couldn't agree more, which is why we're willing to take care of those drugs for you at a reasonable cost. Here at Rosa Corp, we understand Marijuana has many benefits, and we're interested in looking into all of them. We have many experts who spend hours studying the various uses of your "weed" with little or no supervision by authorities, which is why you can trust us.
We know drugs are bad, but to the Rosa Corporation, no drug is so bad we won't take it off your hands. Just indicate aloud that you have more marijuana than you know what to do with, and within seconds a trained representative will be in your house ready to take your donation for the cost of a simple transportation fee. But remember, you don't want to get yourself involved in drugs, so please refrain from asking any representative what it is they plan on doing with your "weed". We're in the business of collecting Dope, not incriminating Dopes.
Please don't hesitate to give us your marijuana. We promise, at the Rosa Corporation, we know what to do with your drugs. At the Rosa Corporation, you can always be sure that:
WE NEED YOUR WEED
The Following Was a Paid Announcement by Gaz Industries, a Subsidiary of the Rosa Corporation.