SCIENCE!
CORNER for -- oh, forget it. October. 2004. Finito.
We here at YAD did not deem Science as a top priority for this month. We may
nto deem it important again for a very long time, that is, until Michael J
Fox and Chris Reeve get together and battle Jerry Lewis and Montel Williams.
Then, and only then, will we see science for what it truly is:
A point of departure for incredibly low-brow and sick humor. Of course, we
here at YAD are far beyond such things, and so should you be. Rather, science
hasn't done anything cool or exciting this month - or at least we don't think
so -- and since so many inbred pigfarmers across the southeast are digging
their wife-sisters out of flattened houses because of multiple hurricanes,
people don't much rightly want to hear too many things nosir about that there
science for a while.
So, we bid you adieu, until next time fusion energy is laboratory-produced.
Or, next month.