The Corporate System is in dissary, with CEO's frequently being sued and companies going out of business. But here at The Rosa Corporation, we strive to keep our heads above such turmoil, and shooting straight is our greatest asset.
After all, does being evil and owning a corporation guarantee a so-called "Evil Corporation"? We don't think so. Yes, our goals are questionable, and our means are less than scrupulous, but when you need marijuana under any circumstances, lines get a little blurry. Very blurry, but I digress. We want you to know upfront that we have only our own best interests at heart, and any way you can be of service to us will be exploited to the fullest extent... of the law, yes, the law. That's what we meant to say, you just interrupted us.
Again, we thank you for you copious donations of marijuana, preferrably left in unmarked sacks outside of The Rosa Corporation's main headquarters, and remind you that
YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST US TO TAKE YOUR WEED
Thank you,
Rosa
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